Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"It's a shame that the horrific warehouse fire had to ruin our annual municipal employees costume party." —rjwhite
Finalists
"Relax, Estragon. We don't have body cavities anymore, remember?" —kejo
"Getting kicked out of the nativity pageant isn't so bad, really, relative to the other ways my life's been ravaged by alcoholism." —dean @ t.a.m.s.y.
Honorable mention
"My son was a cop, and I never got to tell him I was proud of him before I died." —Ed C
