"It's a shame that the horrific warehouse fire had to ruin our annual municipal employees costume party." —rjwhite
"Relax, Estragon. We don't have body cavities anymore, remember?" —kejo
"Getting kicked out of the nativity pageant isn't so bad, really, relative to the other ways my life's been ravaged by alcoholism." —dean @ t.a.m.s.y.
"My son was a cop, and I never got to tell him I was proud of him before I died." —Ed C