Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"According to this guidebook that bird is so fucking gay." �TG Gibbon
Finalists
"No, theriouthly, it'th a thongbird. With a T." �Trout Almondine
"That bird looks good for a shag! Hahahah! You know... Phalacrocorax aristotelis? Aww, never mind. But I tell ya, that joke killed at last year's Glasgow Ornithologists Society convention." �mypalmike
Honorable mention
"It says to pay attention. We might see a Nut Hatch." �Madame LeFarge
