There's no New Yorker contest this week, so if you're as bored as I am with last week's cartoon, see what you can do with this 1933 James Thurber classic. Give it your best and/or worst. Next week I'll reveal the actual caption � it's pretty anti-, actually � and maybe choose a new one.

Update. Actual Thurber caption: �I brought a couple of midgets�do you mind?�