Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Somewhere there's a human licking his balls." �Mssr Bouf la Tete
Finalists
"The first rule of dog baseball is, you do not talk about dog baseball. The second rule is don't shit on the playing field." �MoBuck
"Hey dickless, go fetch yourself some genitals." �t.a.m.s.y.
Honorable mention
"I? I am planning to reveal my human-like powers at a more opportune time and in a less-trivial manner." �abe
"It's a phrase...three words.... COLLAR! You're pointing at your COLLAR! No, TAG, TAG! No, wait a minute...LICENSE! That's it!...LICENSE!...And STICK! You've got a STICK in your paw! LICENSE, STICK... You're staggering around now like you're...DRUNK! DRUNK! No, not drunk...SICK! You're SICK!...Ooh! Ooh! Wait! I've got it! ILL! ILL! LICENSE, STICK, ILL! LICENSE TO KILL! Ah, I love dog charades!" �kejo
"You knock him down, I'll rip his throat out."�JohnnyB
"Woof."�Slide
"Why do we have collars when we clearly live in some kind of dog paradise where we're capable of playing fetch with each other." �J Warner
"This gives me an idea. What if there were a game controller that you swung around, as if it were an actual stick, instead of just mashing buttons?" �Rubrick
"What's that word for a female bully? Like an asshole or jerk but much stronger and gender specific? Oh yeah, 'cunt.' Moppy over there, she's a real cunt." �anopheles nonemus
"She's showing all the signs of a canine choking on a splinter : pointing at the throat, the presence of a nearby stick, and a rapidly wagging tail to get attention. She could use our help, and I have some basic training in... Hey look, a squirrel!" �mypalmike
"When the revolution comes, she'll be the first one put up against the wall and shot. Except, that the concept of shooting presumes that the dogs leading the revolution would have the use of opposable thumbs, in which case she would probably be the one shooting us." �Richard
