Rain On Your Wedding Day Dept.
Correction of the week: "The caption on the photograph accompanying the piece originally misspelled the name of 2006 spelling bee champion Katharine Close."
Vaguely related: I just found this, which is kind of the retarded version of this, which was pretty retarded to begin with (though at least not ten years too late). Oh, and the guys who started College Humor are bajillionaires. Isn't that ironic?