Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Help! A young boy started a doughnut on fire!" �LV
Finalists
"All right, you boys know the drill. It's twenty bucks apiece, don't make a mess on the window, and be careful not to fall. Sorry, Father, no more credit till you pay off your tab. Okay! So who's ready to watch me fuck my wife?!" (Historical factoid: before the internet, if you wanted to watch someone fuck his wife, you had to hang out on a building ledge and it cost $20.) �Ogdred
"Sorry, I'm looking for an astronaut, a judge, and a graphic designer." �TG Gibbon
Honorable mention
"As a taxpaying citizen, I demand that at least two of you get back to work right now." �J
"Thanks for screwing up the joke; you assholes were supposed to walk into a bar."�JohnnyB
"Okay, now when I say 'Go!', all three of you jump, and we'll find out once and for all which of you God likes best."�Tim C.
"I got good news and bad news. The good news is I know a guy who will pay you each $10,000,000 if you can play anything resembling baseball. The bad news is that it's George Steinbrenner." �Tim H
"It's OK, the EPA has assured us that your exposure to harmful inhalants on 'The Pile' will not significantly affect your life expectancy."�jamie
"Hey fellas, wanna hear a great joke? A fireman, a cop, and a priest walk onto a ledge. The priest says, 'hey, what are we doing here?' So the cop says, 'I don't know, I was just following this fireman.' Then the fireman says, 'Some guy with no legs told me there was a good view from here.' Then the guy with no legs pushed them all off the edge, and they fell to their deaths." �Harry
"Lindsay turns 21 in one month, fellas. We need you all at the top of your games." �Kevin Guilfoile
"Wait! I have a confession to make! The fireman can listen too, though it doesn't really concern him." �Walt
