It's our Aliens vs. Predator
Since I haven't been able to do much blogging this week, here's a quick installment of Clique vs. the Gemz. Team One are wholesome Christian post-toddlers who promote America. Team Two are fun-lovin' Jewish pre-hotties who promote Finger Lites Light Up Candy Rings. Choices, choices... Oh, look: Girl Authority has a new album out!
Comments
Wouldn't be a fair fight. The Gemz have rings. Or were you not suggesting an actual Alien vs. Predator style fight to the death?
Posted by: Sam L. | May 4, 2007 12:26 AM
pre-hotties vs post-toddlers. sweet. do you think the fbi has put you on any of its watch lists yet?
Posted by: mr nice guy | May 4, 2007 10:44 AM
The funny thing is, when I wrote "post-toddlers" I intended specifically to communicate that my affection for Clique has nothing to do with sexual appeal, since even I can see that they are mere children and don't have any. Yet. I should have realized that my written record on the subject of pop starlets might easily lead readers to conclude the opposite.
Speaking of which, the Gem on the far left and the two on the right are all either 15 or 16. Which makes it in entirely good taste to say, I'd like to light up their candy rings.
Posted by: radosh | May 4, 2007 11:00 AM
Mr. Radosh, I am appalled!
Posted by: Lue | May 4, 2007 11:56 AM
How do you think your daughter feels?
Posted by: radosh | May 4, 2007 11:59 AM
Don't get me started.
Posted by: Gina | May 4, 2007 5:06 PM
There was a pair of sisters who were about 13 at the time of this article:
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1
They are referred to as the Olsen Twins of hate or something.
Here is a page with a swell pic of them:
http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=196567
Posted by: abe | May 7, 2007 5:21 AM
abe -- as you should have guessed, I was onto them way before Primetime Live.
Posted by: radosh | May 7, 2007 9:30 AM
I never was a good guesser. Looks like you have plenty of stuff about the sweet lil' nazis. Thanks.
Posted by: abe | May 7, 2007 9:44 AM
Dan, you're a funny & insightful writer, but your obsession with prepubescent female pop acts is genuinely creepy. I didn't feel write not speaking up. Get some help, man. Good luck.
Posted by: jonson | May 8, 2007 2:28 AM
d'oh! I just said "write" when I meant "right". All this pedophilia talk done rotted my spellin' lobe!
Posted by: jonson | May 8, 2007 2:29 AM
This guy is sick. I'l give him a year till he hits the jail cell
Posted by: Applonia | April 22, 2008 5:34 PM