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Winner
"You think think is some kind of game, you moron? You don't 'win' anything... You just beat them until they are dead or brain damaged." �simsburybear
Finalists
"Toyota's done the electric hybrid already. We need something new. Something 21st century. Like this. It runs on gas, but we use Indonesians for pistons. Tom Friedman frickin' loves it." �Eric
"It finishes the Unichem report by 3:30 or it gets the hose." �Francis
Honorable mention
"I've been working on a new plant-accountant hybrid. I'm pleased with the results so far." �Deborah
"Are you sure you still want to be a U.S. attorney?" �Michael in LA
"Whack-a-Mole, Shmack-a-Mole. Mostly I just like to pee on them." �Tom
"So nice of you to drop in, Mr. B-- oh, hell, that's the wrong button." �Tim C.
"They said something about needing to place demolition charges in the trusses under the floor. Don't worry, they promised to replace the carpet, and a few days from now we probably won't even remember they were ever here." �Walt
