Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"I was thinking today... Let's call it 'Boy' if it's a boy, and drown it if it's a girl." �Trout Almondine
Finalists
"You think we're doing the right thing? Sometimes I wonder how anyone can even bring a child into a world overrun by zombies who can't climb trees." �David John
"Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that it turns out to be some sort of squirrel-human hybrid..."�Tom
Honorable mention
"Hey Tarz! Lookit that! We're up so high all the people down there look like ants! Oh, wait a minute... they ARE ants. But if those ARE ants, what did they do with all the people?"�Dave
"This seems awful dangerous, Scott. Why don't we just climb down from here and go for a boat ride?"
"Sure, Laci. Let's go for a boat ride instead." �mypalmike
"Hey Leibovitz, could you get on with it?! Tom and I are 2 hours late for our Dianetics birthing class."�Shawn
"Jeez, I feel like I swallowed a bowling ball. I can't believe I was so stupid as to try to find out what it would feel like to swallow a bowling ball."�Vance
"Colin, while I really do appreciate your commitment to No Impact, sometimes I think I'd like to come down from the tree. . . you know, just for the baby's sake."�gary
"I always thought this branch worked a little better with less of a 'wrapped-vine' motif."�99
"How can I be sure it's yours? We're swingers, after all."�Francis
"Wow I'm stuffed. I can't believe I ate so many monkeys!"�Dan McCoy
"If you threaten me with that knife again, I'll kill myself. And our baby."�Sam L.
"Oops. Should have done my kegels."�danny
"Yeah, that Gopnik story is still rambling on over there... it must be 50,000 words! This goddamn baby will be here before anybody finishes reading that crap."�Anil Dash
"If it's a girl, Radosh wants to run her picture on his web site."�NCLee
