The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #95
Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"So, do you think thats the tiger they were talking about in the e-mail?"—emily miletello
Finalists
"That's what we get for printing all our memos on paper-thin slices of impala." —J
"If we're going to have a tiger on the file cabinet -- and I'm not saying it's a good idea -- why not get one that can do more than dishevel people?"—abe
Honorable mention
"Bored? Nah! Fuck, dude, I could watch this shit all day!" —Ogdred
"Somebody asked, 'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put a tiger on the file cabinet?' So we did." —SK
"Huh. Tom and File Cabinet Tiger don't really get along, do they?" —Brian Tufts
"Didja ever notice how when you go to file something there's always a tiger that tries to kill you? Am I right, people?" —TG Gibbon
"Man, if we could just find our Staples EASY button, we could trade in our shredder for one that doesn't disembowel temps." —gary
"That's Jenkins. He's a huge fucking pussy. I'm referring to the filing cabinet, of course. I call it Jenkins."—Tim C.
"I hate sloppy proofreading. Jenkins there is trying to get to the 'Maul of America' file." —Tim H
"I know it seems bizarre and cruel, but what you don't realize is, the file clerk is high yellow." —Trout Almondine
"The tiger act as a counterbalance if you're ever dumb enough to open all three drawers." —Amy
"So much for your 'chosen one.'"—Joe
"We left that guy dying in quicksand to watch this?"—David John
"My word Tomthorton! Some homeless man is trying to steal our files. And the lamp looks like a tiger."—Robert van der Great
"Why does Johnson get this big office a file cabinet AND a tiger?" —JohnnyB
Comments
"The sign still says 'Beware of the leopard?' We should really change that to 'tiger'. Get the temp to do it."
Posted by: Francis | April 16, 2007 9:30 AM
I told you not to chain him to the lightswitch
Posted by: FD | April 16, 2007 9:54 AM
I told him not to mention that his face looks like its from the Never Ending Story
Posted by: FD | April 16, 2007 9:55 AM
"Janine left the tiger plugged in overnight again."
"I have given a name to my pain, and call it 'Dog.' Odd name for a tiger I'll admit but there you have it."
"I can't get rid of him, deVries, he's all I have left to remember Uday by. Plus the tiger likes him."
"Didja ever notice how when you go to file something there's always a tiger that tries to kill you? Am I right, people?"
Posted by: TG Gibbon | April 16, 2007 9:56 AM
Some say it's a bit dramatic, but the dress code does call for a sportcoat.
Posted by: Jason Olshefsky | April 16, 2007 10:01 AM
"We got it from the temp agency. Our regular shredder is on the fritz."
"Yeah, his girlfriend told him to pick this door. Sucks for him."
Posted by: Deborah | April 16, 2007 10:27 AM
God, I love it when HR sends us an intern.
Posted by: John | April 16, 2007 10:32 AM
"Huh. Tom and File Cabinet Tiger don't really get along, do they?"
Posted by: Brian Tufts | April 16, 2007 10:43 AM
"The hours here are tiger."
Posted by: J | April 16, 2007 10:44 AM
"I'm not sure that guy from Nike is going to get Tiger's endorsement."
Posted by: Jim M | April 16, 2007 10:50 AM
"The boss calls him Hobbes; syas he had him since he was a kid, back in the 80's."
Posted by: Richard | April 16, 2007 11:05 AM
"Well, here's your problem: animals in the administration offices. You were right to call us, 'Zoo Consultants Ltd.'"
Posted by: Dan McCoy | April 16, 2007 11:25 AM
"Here we see the timeless, deadly dance -- tigers vs. paper."
Posted by: Dan McCoy | April 16, 2007 11:26 AM
"Roy's right. We really should make the move to a paperless office."
Posted by: jason | April 16, 2007 11:32 AM
"No, that sure isn't Tiger Woods. You fooled us again, Tommy, you old scamp!"
"Man, if we could just find our Staples EASY button, we could trade in our shredder for one that doesn't disembowel temps."
Posted by: gary | April 16, 2007 11:37 AM
"Lately he's just plays with his food."
Posted by: dwilk | April 16, 2007 12:21 PM
"That's right -- all our documents relating to the firing of those eight U.S. attorneys are in that filing cabinet. Help yourself!"
Posted by: Francis | April 16, 2007 12:22 PM
"Lately he just plays with his food."
Posted by: dwilk | April 16, 2007 12:25 PM
"I don't even know why you want those papers. Simba pees on them all the time."
Posted by: Francis | April 16, 2007 12:25 PM
"Just slap her on the nose if she scratches you. She's got to learn."
Posted by: Francis | April 16, 2007 12:37 PM
You should see what happens when he tries to get something from the top drawer.
Posted by: J Warner | April 16, 2007 12:42 PM
So, do you think thats the tiger they were talking about in the email?
Posted by: emily miletello | April 16, 2007 12:45 PM
"That's the tiger we won at the Enron auction. He can't file worth a damn, but boy is he a natural at shredding!"
Posted by: The Mullet | April 16, 2007 1:02 PM
"Don't get me wrong. Interviews are good, too. But to really see what an applicant is made of, you need a solid, hands-on activity."
Posted by: The Mullet | April 16, 2007 1:10 PM
"Whew! From the smell of things, those aren't the only drawers Bob is going to have to clean out today."
Posted by: The Mullet | April 16, 2007 1:11 PM
"Should we alert Bill that his fly is open?"
Posted by: The Mullet | April 16, 2007 1:13 PM
He crapped his pants twice, you win.
Posted by: Joe | April 16, 2007 1:16 PM
"It may be true that Roberts was a 'stud-muffin-chick-magnet' in his college days, but I'll bet my bad toupe'that he's never tangled with a pussy like this one before."
Posted by: The Mullet | April 16, 2007 1:17 PM
Only the penitent man will pass, only the penitent man will pass...
Posted by: Joe | April 16, 2007 1:23 PM
"Perlmutter still struggles with that damn clawstrophobia."
Posted by: dwilk | April 16, 2007 1:29 PM
..and this is Jenkins, he's in charge of organizing the exhibits in the Siegfried v. Roy case.
Posted by: junior | April 16, 2007 1:37 PM
"No, I wouldn't describe his hair as nappy."
Posted by: Tiberius | April 16, 2007 1:40 PM
You know, we should really stop skimping on filing cabinets.
Posted by: Andrew | April 16, 2007 1:55 PM
"Y'know, you can lead a tiger to an interdepartmental memo, but you can't make him read it. You just can't. I don't know why Perkins is even trying."
"Either we should get rid of that life-size tiger statue on the filing cabinet, or else hire someone with a little less vivid of an imagination."
"Well, we did it, Frank - the first voluntarily caged tiger in American zoo history. Too bad for your brother and all, but he was fully aware of the terms we agreed to."
"I'm afraid he won't last very long in there. Once Jerry starts reading to him from those directives, he's gonna be bored to death."
Posted by: Vance | April 16, 2007 1:57 PM
"Simba's so dumb, he ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm."
Posted by: gary | April 16, 2007 2:31 PM
"Nothing to worry about. He's just a paper tiger."
Posted by: mypalmike | April 16, 2007 2:38 PM
"He has apologized repeatedly for calling them 'furry-headed ho's,' but given his history of inflaming the Tiger-American community, they were not about to let him just file this one away. They want blood."
Posted by: al in la | April 16, 2007 2:43 PM
"I told you to hire Siegfried. Roy can't handle the tiger."
"High score is 30 documents filed. I'll take this over your lousy Wii any day."
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Why does Johnson get this big office a file cabinet AND a tiger?"
"I have a feeling that in about 5 minutes this guy is going to be flying into heaven with his golf clubs and a Webber kettle."
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 16, 2007 2:44 PM
The tigers here are obscene.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 16, 2007 2:55 PM
And this is Perkins - Perkins Henderson Watkins the third. I don't know who the psycho in the ripped clothes holding the paper is...he probably just wandered in off the street.
Posted by: simsburybear | April 16, 2007 3:06 PM
"Our filing system is now Sarbanes-Oxley compliant."
Posted by: mypalmike | April 16, 2007 3:45 PM
"And that, my friend, is the wonderful thing about Tiggers."
"Can you fucking believe it? They've got us two to a cubicle, when there's an entire room with nothing in it but a single filing cabinet and a tiger."
The real reason Apple's next-generation Leopard operating system was delayed.
(Incidentally, in a blatant attempt to influence the judges, I think The Mullet #3 (Drawers) is a near-perfect anti-caption.)
Posted by: Rubrick | April 16, 2007 4:07 PM
"It's weird, 'cause when we were interviewing him I was like, 'seriously? His name is actually Claude Balls? Who with the last name "Balls" would name their child "Claude?"' But I didn't even realize how like, totally fitting it would be if he ever had to file something in that room with the tiger in it."
Posted by: Adam | April 16, 2007 4:26 PM
"You were right, Zucker. Having Apichatpong Weerasethakul direct an episode of The Office was a horrible, horrible idea."
Posted by: J | April 16, 2007 4:48 PM
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaan! Shere Khaaaaaaaaaan!"
Posted by: J | April 16, 2007 4:49 PM
"That's what we get for printing all our memos on paper-thin slices of impala."
Posted by: J | April 16, 2007 4:52 PM
"Be careful."
(Worth another shot, doncha think?)
Posted by: Rubrick | April 16, 2007 5:36 PM
"I don't know; the Republican National Committee sent it over."
Posted by: stcoleridge | April 16, 2007 5:52 PM
So much for your "chosen one"
Posted by: Joe | April 16, 2007 6:54 PM
Oops I crapped my pants
Posted by: FD | April 16, 2007 7:05 PM
What you see before you is what labor relations offered as a hypothetical solution to the frequent sexual harrassement complaints from women in our department, so we decided to take them at their word, literally.
Posted by: Joe | April 16, 2007 7:08 PM
"'Tyger! Tyger! burning bright, on the file cabinet of the night'... I think Robert Blake wrote that."
Posted by: Dave | April 16, 2007 8:22 PM
"I've seen lots of tigers atop file cabinets, but never one that looks like its wearing lipstick."
Posted by: Dave | April 16, 2007 8:25 PM
"Mind if I go ahead of you? It's been a long time since I've been mauled and I can hardly wait."
Posted by: Dave | April 16, 2007 8:27 PM
“Oh my God, a tiger! I ordered an ocelot.”
"Yeah, right -- like that sorry-ass little chain is gonna hold back a tiger anyway."
Posted by: Dave | April 16, 2007 8:51 PM
"My word Tomthorton! Some homeless man is trying to steal our files. And the lamp looks like a tiger."
"If we stand real still, we won't have to move as much."
"Quick Bob! Start singing 'you're a strange animal!'"
"Who took the door away? It was here a while ago. It sure was a nice door. Oh well."
Posted by: Robert van der Great | April 16, 2007 9:20 PM
This is a comment - not an entry. I wanted to say that Francis's reference to "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" is absolutely brilliant.
Posted by: Richard | April 16, 2007 10:36 PM
"Hey Joe, are you as hot as I am right now?"
Posted by: Tiberius | April 16, 2007 10:36 PM
"Hey Joe, are you as hot as I am right now?"
Posted by: Tiberius | April 16, 2007 10:37 PM
"I said, JOE ARE YOU AS HOT AS I AM RIGHT NOW?"
(sorry attempt at a cover up for double post)
Posted by: Tiberius | April 16, 2007 10:38 PM
"Bored? Nah! Fuck, dude, I could watch this shit all day!"
Posted by: Ogdred | April 17, 2007 12:21 AM
"Would you mind if I go next? I'm double-parked."
Posted by: Ogdred | April 17, 2007 12:26 AM
"Why is there a tiger on top of our filing cabinet? Well, that's a funny question -- especially since that's clearly a tigress. Asshole."
"... and here's our tiger-wrestling department. Oh, shit. Someone's put a filing cabinet in there again."
"Thank God you're here, Jeffrey Tambor!"
"That's Jenkins. He's a huge fucking pussy. I'm referring to the filing cabinet, of course. I call it Jenkins."
Posted by: Tim C. | April 17, 2007 12:50 AM
"Aw, jeez. I'll get the dustbuster."
"Okay, I'm bored. Wanna grab lunch?"
Posted by: Leila | April 17, 2007 12:52 AM
"Holy fuck, that's a tiger in there. I wish I didn't have this rare maxillofacial disease that renders me completely incapable of changing my expression, because really, this is far more alarming than I'm currently letting on."
Posted by: Tim C. | April 17, 2007 12:54 AM
Dr. Lowenstein did his plugs. Not bad, eh? You could have a full head of hair in no time!
Posted by: Leila | April 17, 2007 1:08 AM
"Sorry, Ben. The leash for the heated collar the tiger wanted only came in a length where she can still kill everyone in the room."
Posted by: David John | April 17, 2007 1:39 AM
"Hey, did you hear that the death toll in the Virginia Tech shooting is up to more than 30 now? Holy crap, there's a tiger in the next room!"
Posted by: John Tabin | April 17, 2007 1:57 AM
"That's why there are no women on the Executive floor. Can you imagine what would happen if a female V.P. needed a document while menstruating? "
"J-Q."
"Whichever annual report is most intact when the lackey dies is our winner. That's how we've always picked stocks at Tiger Brothers."
"Filing makes you feel so alive."
Posted by: nell | April 17, 2007 2:07 AM
"oh, it's a stuffed tiger. i like to find homeless people too drunk to tell the difference, and hire them to do the filing. it amuses me!"
"after abu ghraib, we were forced to change our procedures. trust me, nothing like this appears in the geneva convention"
"oh my god! a talking file cabinet!"
Posted by: firebus | April 17, 2007 3:05 AM
"We left that guy dying in quicksand to watch this?"
Posted by: David John | April 17, 2007 4:39 AM
"And this is Human Resources. I know - ironic."
"Hey there. We're the 'surge.' Whaddya want us to do?"
"Master Hidden Dragon will be ready to meet with you in a moment."
Posted by: RichM | April 17, 2007 6:30 AM
"This IRS auditor asked to see one of the tigers we've been deducting, Sigfried- you think he just wanted a photo, mein schatzie?
"Surprisingly, the tiger's been declawed- Perkins is a bit roughed up from the nooner he pounded out with Zoe from HR and her two-inch nails."
"They really can't be avoided- another cartoon involving death and taxes."
Posted by: LV | April 17, 2007 7:34 AM
"If we're going to have a tiger on the file cabinet -- and I'm not saying it's a good idea -- why not get one that can do more than dishevel people?"
Posted by: abe | April 17, 2007 7:42 AM
It is our new office
Posted by: Joey Only | April 17, 2007 7:56 AM
"Your tour of the New Yorker offices ends with a look at judging the caption contest."
Posted by: MV | April 17, 2007 9:20 AM
"Guess our tiger's on the rag."
Posted by: Jim M | April 17, 2007 10:44 AM
"I didn't realize that it was just the literal English translation of the Chinese phrase zhi laohu, which means something that seems dangerous, but it really harmless. Apparently Mao Zedong said it first, about America. Of course I didn't look it up on Wikipedia until AFTER I ordered one from Staples, but it is what it is."
Posted by: Eric | April 17, 2007 11:53 AM
"I didn't realize that it was just the literal English translation of the Chinese phrase zhi laohu, which means something that seems dangerous, but it really harmless. Apparently Mao Zedong said it first, about America. Of course I didn't look it up on Wikipedia until AFTER I ordered one from Staples, but it is what it is."
Posted by: Eric | April 17, 2007 11:54 AM
This document shredder shredder is exclusively marketed by Rove industries.
Posted by: PW | April 17, 2007 11:55 AM
"Yeah, he eats some people now and again, but his accounts love him. And he's always good for office gossip. But don't get him started on HEROES. He won't shut the fuck up about it."
Posted by: Eric | April 17, 2007 11:57 AM
"Oh for heaven's sake Peterson! That better not be the Siegel the contract in your hand!"
Posted by: Eric | April 17, 2007 11:58 AM
"Filing can be not so bad, RETRIEVING files is the problem; especially A-H."
Posted by: stcoleridge | April 17, 2007 12:32 PM
"First he was sacked by Uniroyal, then Mobil merged with Exxon. Who can blame the poor kitty?"
Posted by: Tim H | April 17, 2007 12:55 PM
"Sheesh, what a messy floor!"
Posted by: Tim H | April 17, 2007 12:58 PM
"File under 'M' for 'Moron.'"
Posted by: Dave | April 17, 2007 1:03 PM
"I hate sloppy proofreading. Jenkins there is trying to get to the 'Maul of America' file."
Posted by: Tim H | April 17, 2007 1:06 PM
"The queer thing is that tiger was stuffed and mounted five years ago."
Posted by: Tim H | April 17, 2007 1:08 PM
"Tony, everyone knows your chain is a clip-on."
Posted by: mypalmike | April 17, 2007 2:28 PM
"And he's watching us file with the eye... of the tiger."
Posted by: mypalmike | April 17, 2007 2:36 PM
files....They're GREAT.
Posted by: kevin | April 17, 2007 3:01 PM
"That's the invoice from the vet who fixed the tiger."
Posted by: Richard | April 17, 2007 4:41 PM
And here is our Public Information Rights access room.
Posted by: Nancy Grace | April 17, 2007 5:29 PM
"That's Katz on the right, and Catz on the left. You'll be working with Catz."
Posted by: dwilk | April 17, 2007 7:50 PM
Can I touch your pussy?
Posted by: Les | April 17, 2007 9:33 PM
No wonder he's mad, he just shit out that file cabinet.
Posted by: Ben | April 18, 2007 1:33 AM
"They can sense typeos."
Posted by: al in la | April 18, 2007 5:21 AM
"Buttons is the office leader at Scratch and Win."
Posted by: dwilk | April 18, 2007 7:40 AM
"So basically, each week we tie up the tiger, put him on the filing cabinet and then tear up George's clothes and force him to stand hunched over and look terrified... I don't exactly remember how this tradition got started."
Posted by: ben | April 18, 2007 9:43 AM
"It's the stuffit file."
Posted by: Richard | April 18, 2007 10:10 AM
I'd help him out but I have a terrible fear of file cabinets that have been partially opened by my subordinates.
Posted by: Joe | April 18, 2007 11:03 AM
"Oh no, this new filing system is a cat-astrophe!"
Posted by: WHitbo | April 18, 2007 12:55 PM
"He's a self-hating cat, and I think the stripes on Johnson's tie just set him off."
Posted by: Tim H | April 18, 2007 12:57 PM
Dirk, stop teasing my pussy and just jam it in there!
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 18, 2007 1:28 PM
"I know it seems bizarre and cruel, but what you don't realize is, the file clerk is high yellow."
"Watch this! It's really cute. Steve pulls the drawers out, staggered-like, so the tiger walks down them like a set of little stairs. Then it mauls and rapes him. We have DVDs available, if you're interested."
(Predicted real-life finalist: "Wait here. I'll get you the results of the tiger team session.")
Posted by: Trout Almondine | April 18, 2007 3:03 PM
"Our tiger's been pissed off ever since he saw that New Yorker Caption Contest with the lion making a phone call from his cage."
Posted by: Jim M | April 18, 2007 3:07 PM
Comment: Props to Abe's "disheveled" caption; Gary's "STAPLES"; and Tim C.'s triple-misinterpretation ("Jenkins") is the last word on the oevre. I promise not to whine about losing this week.
The "paper tiger" one is another predicted real-life finalist.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 18, 2007 3:14 PM
"What's the matter with that coward? Why doesn't he show some courage and just rush the tiger and disarm him? I'm pretty sure that's what I'd do if I were in the room, instead of, you know, eight to ten inches away."
Posted by: Vance | April 18, 2007 4:48 PM
Incredible! He [undecipherable] Enron [undecipherable] shredding [undecipherable] matzohs! Those [undecipherable] Jews!
Posted by: Arthur | April 18, 2007 4:53 PM
"At lunch I came up with at least half a dozen jokes about Gerald being pussy-whipped, but now I can't think of a single one. Fuck! Fuuuuuuuuuck! It's right on the tip of my... Ah, screw it. Let's go flirt with Ted's new assistant."
Posted by: Ogdred | April 18, 2007 7:37 PM
"That must be the Exxon contract."
Posted by: Dave | April 18, 2007 8:38 PM
"This new generation of college grads is just (ital)completely(ital) self-involved."
Posted by: Michael in LA | April 19, 2007 12:45 AM
The boss caught him in bed with his wife and told him if it's a pussy licking he wants, it's a pussy licking he'll get.
Posted by: Shawn | April 19, 2007 12:58 AM
Poor bastard. What he doesn't realize is that as soon as the tiger learns to alphabetize, he's toast.
Posted by: Shawn | April 19, 2007 1:11 AM
This will be over in a sec - then the office is all yours!
Posted by: LW | April 19, 2007 2:44 AM
Better call in the cleaning service. This floor is mess.
Posted by: Alan | April 19, 2007 4:23 AM
Cho Seung-Hui had a score to settle with Hong Kong Fuey
Posted by: Stevie Paterson | April 19, 2007 9:44 AM
"Ha! You see! I told you his new filing technique was stoppable!"
"Sure, Thackeray, tiger of my heart, my loins, my soul. But Balasaheb here is definitely the tiger of the office."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | April 19, 2007 9:48 AM
"And this is Virginia Tech's veterinary medicine department, the most dangerous place on campus."
Posted by: Name Withheld | April 19, 2007 11:54 AM
"I told him to use a whip and a chair, but he insists the two-pieces-of-paper method is better."
Posted by: Jim M | April 19, 2007 12:19 PM
"We had to lay off the bottlenose dolphin that used to work here. He was a talented guy and probably found a better job by now."
"Jeez Sanjaya, it doesn't seem like you're even trying to be any good."
Posted by: RichM | April 19, 2007 4:12 PM
"That's weird. Should we call security?"
Posted by: Deborah | April 19, 2007 5:38 PM
"April fool! That's not really a tiger, it's Jeannine from accounting in a tiger costume! We agreed to let her maul you because she's still pissed off about how you date-raped her at the Christmas party."
Posted by: Francis | April 19, 2007 6:18 PM
"Exactly my point. If his head had been up his ass this wouldn't have happened."
Posted by: dwilk | April 19, 2007 7:23 PM
"I'll tell you what Tompkins, if you DON'T get me that fucking report I'LL tear you a new one."
Posted by: al in la | April 19, 2007 10:51 PM
"Why yes, you're absolutely right. That bulge does indicate that she's pregnant. Why don't you go and congratulate her."
Posted by: /\lex | April 19, 2007 11:34 PM
"Not only is it a hazing ritual- it also tests hand-eye coordination and perseverance."
"You know what they say: 'The more you want something - a sick-leave form, a 401K disbursement, keys to the executive men's room - the more fucked up you have to get to obtain it.'"
"This is nothing short of harassment- I'm calling PETA."
Posted by: Michael in LA | April 20, 2007 11:31 AM
Looks like Wilson dropped his pencil on the floor again.
Posted by: Holman in SL | April 20, 2007 12:58 PM
Wow! He reminds me of that dead Australian guy.
Posted by: Mike | April 20, 2007 6:59 PM
Just as I came in here a moment ago and saw Rawlins with his torn papers and the tiger on the filing cabinet, it suddenly dawned on me... there's no actual point to this, is there?
Posted by: Walt | April 21, 2007 12:29 AM
"And in the next office there's a lady with a sore tooth? Or what?"
Posted by: abe | April 21, 2007 4:55 AM
This merger with Ringling Brothers just isn't working out.
Posted by: Amy | April 21, 2007 7:41 AM
"It's a Mac."
Posted by: Harry | April 21, 2007 9:02 AM
"First they reinvent the phone, now this?"
Posted by: Harry | April 21, 2007 9:10 AM
"He's actually lucky. He could have picked the room with Omarosa in it."
"How many times do I have to remind you? The tiger belongs in the feline cabinet!"
Posted by: David F | April 21, 2007 1:46 PM
That's what you get for refusing to wear the Kevlar suit coat.
The tiger act as a counterbalance if you're ever dumb enough to open all three drawers.
I'll distract him, you grab the tiger.
Posted by: Amy | April 21, 2007 7:35 PM
"And this exhibit recalls the first primative attempts at file protection."
Posted by: a; in la | April 22, 2007 5:04 AM
If Chas Addams had drawn us, at least we'd be ghoulishly enjoying this. As it is, we're just a couple of expressionless office drones. Thanks for nothing, chGagy, whoever the fuck you are.
Posted by: SK | April 22, 2007 11:59 AM
I long ago stopped waking at 3am wondering what Sartre might say about this.
Posted by: SK | April 22, 2007 12:06 PM
Somebody asked, "If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put a tiger on the file cabinet?" So we did.
Posted by: SK | April 22, 2007 12:09 PM
So far, Smithers has not been included in the pet food recall, so everything here is just fine.
Posted by: SK | April 22, 2007 12:14 PM
Let's go grab a beer. Tim can join us later if he's still alive.
Posted by: SK | April 22, 2007 12:22 PM
"I swear the Donald would fuck Rosie if it meant better ratings"
"The first thing you have to learn around here is how to delegate."
"Well what's it gonna be Johnson are you pussy-whipped or not?"
Posted by: doc | April 22, 2007 12:58 PM
"Jane -- you ignorant slut"
Posted by: doc | April 23, 2007 1:07 AM
"I have had it with these motherfucking tigers on this motherfucking filing cabinet!"
Posted by: mypalmike | April 23, 2007 1:44 AM
See... I told you that ripping at your clothes and personal letters does NOT make the tiger lay down.
Posted by: Johnny V | May 15, 2007 5:40 PM