Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"So, do you think thats the tiger they were talking about in the e-mail?"�emily miletello
Finalists
"That's what we get for printing all our memos on paper-thin slices of impala." �J
"If we're going to have a tiger on the file cabinet -- and I'm not saying it's a good idea -- why not get one that can do more than dishevel people?"�abe
Honorable mention
"Bored? Nah! Fuck, dude, I could watch this shit all day!" �Ogdred
"Somebody asked, 'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put a tiger on the file cabinet?' So we did." �SK
"Huh. Tom and File Cabinet Tiger don't really get along, do they?" �Brian Tufts
"Didja ever notice how when you go to file something there's always a tiger that tries to kill you? Am I right, people?" �TG Gibbon
"Man, if we could just find our Staples EASY button, we could trade in our shredder for one that doesn't disembowel temps." �gary
"That's Jenkins. He's a huge fucking pussy. I'm referring to the filing cabinet, of course. I call it Jenkins."�Tim C.
"I hate sloppy proofreading. Jenkins there is trying to get to the 'Maul of America' file." �Tim H
"I know it seems bizarre and cruel, but what you don't realize is, the file clerk is high yellow." �Trout Almondine
"The tiger act as a counterbalance if you're ever dumb enough to open all three drawers." �Amy
"So much for your 'chosen one.'"�Joe
"We left that guy dying in quicksand to watch this?"�David John
"My word Tomthorton! Some homeless man is trying to steal our files. And the lamp looks like a tiger."�Robert van der Great
"Why does Johnson get this big office a file cabinet AND a tiger?" �JohnnyB
