Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Dibs." �al in la
Finalists
"Fucking Americans." �TG Gibbon
"Like everyone else, he'll want to play Ben Hogan. Then we'll have to break the news that Hogan's burning in hell for fingering his niece." �nell
Honorable mention
"He died screaming in agony, pus dripping from his bedsores, unable to recognize his own wife and son, so I don't begrudge him a few perks."�Trout Almondine
"Hey, that guy just stole God's golf clubs and grill. Weird." �rjwhite
"We can fly?"�Joe
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings, a set of Callaway golf clubs, and a Weber barbecue grill and accessories."�Rubrick
"I told you being gay was no sin, Brad. Look, they're bringing our things- the clubs go in the garage and the grill out on the porch, hon. Say, have you seen any women yet?"�LV
"Aw, man! If I'd known you get to bring stuff, I would have brought my bondage equipment and my porn tapes! And, you know...my Betamax." �Michael in LA
