Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Get a job, loser!" �Vance
Finalists
"First they cancel SeaQuest and now this. [THIS JOKE TAKES PLACE IN 1996.]" �Mike Mariano
"Would you please stop complaining about your dislocated hip? I'm tired of hearing abou-- Hey! What the fuck do you think you're looking at, faggot?! (I'm not proud of it, but I would totally yell that at a dolphin.)" �Ogdred
Honorable mention
"Is that a porpoise or a dolphin? Check that 'Guide to Sea Mammals' in your back pocket." �JohnnyB
"They need a quarterback! Not more fucking money!"�dwilk
"This is exactly like Ann Coulter wrote about in Gay Marriage: If We Let Men Wed Men, the Pigeons Will Think It's OK to Fuck Dolphins, and Eventually the Streets Will Be Littered With Godless, Homeless Mutants."�t.a.m.s.y.
"I'm sorry Mr. Dolphin, but Sidney is incapable of change!" �al in la
