Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
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Winner
"I've got a nursery rhyme for you: There was a whore who was stealing my business and I cut her throat. Catchy, huh?"�mobuck
Finalists
"I used to have so many children, I didn't know what to do. Then I realized I could turn them out to whoring. Have you met my daughter?"�Tim C.
"Wow, the lady next door is a huge slut. Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" �maristeph
Honorable mention
"And she was like "Uggs are so over" and I'm like "well Manolos look like whore shoes and yours are at LEAST three season-old whore shoes" and then she's like "you don't know shit, they're vintage" and I'm like "you slut" and then she's like...." �simsburybear
"These Claes Oldenburg sculptures are the perfect place to squat." �Deborah
"You think that's bad, just wait until you see what Bruce Ratner wants to build on the other side of that fence!" �znufrii
