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..and the winner of the Dubiouser Achievements 2007 contest is Jesse Lansner who correctly identified four of my ten jokes in this month's Esquire.
I'm not sure what it says about me (by which I mean, I know exactly what it says about me) that virtually every contestant thought I had written the Dora the Explorer titty fucking joke. I did not. And while we're on the subject, not even graphic sex could improve that idiotic show. I've developed a pretty high tolerance for pre-school culture over the last year � to the point where I can appreciate the musical talents of The Backyardigans � but every time I am forced to see an episode of Dora, I can not fathom how such a brain-dead, unimaginitive crap fest has become the most popular programs of its type.
Also, most people gave me credit for, "And helps her remember which one is hers," which I did not write, though I sorely wish I had. My actual 10 DAs after the jump.
NOT TO MENTION A "CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION"
AH, "CELEBRITY" THREW US OFF
WHICH IS WHY WE DON'T DO LEGALLY ELECTED PRESIDENTS IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE
AOL HAS 660,000 USERS?
EXCEPT WITHOUT THE CHUBBY
FORTUNATELY, EVERY ONE WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING DUDES GET KICKED IN THE BALLS ON YOUTUBE
STET? THAT FIRST E ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AN I?
KENNY ROGERS, FOR INSTANCE
IT WAS THE FIREWATER TALKING
IT'S RUNNING 15 POINTS BEHIND MCCAIN'S BALL SAC IN LUCITE [N.b., unfortunately this became a trick question when Esquire's web editor rendered it as "balsac," which kinda kills the joke]
