January 22, 2007

Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try

The big contest to win a copy of The End As I Know It is still wide open. So far, no one has gotten more than 3 out of 10 answers correct. You've got a pretty good shot even if you choose by having a chimp throw darts at the screen.

Warning: Throwing darts at monitor may invalidate warranty. Also, if you have a chimp, you probably don't need a book. Chimps are much more fun than books.

Posted by Daniel Radosh


I would enter this, but I'm ideologically against having a chimp throw darts. It's not as much for the animal-rights thing as that I think this pub-friendly activity would just lead him on the road to the depths of degradation.

First medicinal wine from a teaspoon, as they say, then beer from a bottle.

It's things like that warning that make you, Daniel Radosh, one of the sixteen-and-a-half funniest people on the World Wide Wucka-Wucka-Wucka!"

(I'm saying that with love. And, obviously, a horn.)

(Um, there was a "horn honk" in there, originally. After the wuckas. Might have accidentally put it html brackets. I think I need some more caffeine.)

Might have accidentally put it html brackets.

This is the difference between being funny and being funny on the Internet.

See? Don't you wish you'd listened to me, so you could get this goddamn book out of your house? Maybe next time, you'll choose something easy, like trying to get away with funneling the proceeds from the sale of your "fictionalized" story of the murder of your ex-wife in T.V. special and ghostwritten hardcover form into a shell corporation made using the middle names of both your children.

Or, just, you know, ONE question, maybe.

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