Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's winner.
Winner
"Hello ACLU? We're being harassed by a religious fanatic." �al in la
Finalists
"I've got to go. Apparently that wasn't the Tree of Unlimited Anytime Minutes." �charles
"Spying on us, eh? Well, this stick of dynamite should keep you distracted!" �Pat Broderick
Honorable mention
"Hi, Steve? Adam here. Look, next time I see you, remind me to tell you all about what God just did. Anyhoo, Eve and I are gonna go catch 'Dreamgirls', maybe do some shopping. I'll catch up with you at home later. Love you, bye." �Tim C.
"Geez, Yahweh, lighten up. Marduk would never spazz like this. HE knows how to treat a flawed creation. You're embarassing me, you're embarassing Cindy, but most of all you're embarassing yourself." �TG Gibbon
"Oh, sure God, go after us! What about the guy immediately to our right who's masturbating to The New Yorker?!"�Dan McCoy
"Hi, San Francisco Cab Company, I need a ride. I was just at Dolores park for the hallucinogen legalization rally. I believe I may be running naked down Dolores Ave. OK, thanks, see you soon."�mypalmike
"It's horrible! Terrorists set off a series of massive explosions at the Super Bowl. Our clothes caught on fire and we barely made it out alive. There's nothing left of the stadium except a memory and one of those giant foam #1 hands."�David John
"Find Richard Dawkins and tell him it's no delusion!"�Nell
"Eating the apple was an honest mistake, but then using the Apple iPhone to update good and evil on Wikipedia was, I have to admit, a really dick move."�dean
"Yeah we're getting deported. But I slipped the snake a few bucks so we should be back in a few weeks. It's not like there's a wall or anything."�Dex
"Hey! Shut the fuck up. I'm on the phone."�/\lex
