Get me. I'm givin' out wings.
The New Yorker is off this week (why aren't you?) so there's no new anti-caption contest. If you're not burned out on this one, feel free to keep contributing. Just between us, I still think you can do better. In the meantime, results are in for the dead horse holiday bonus contest.
Now go have a merry whatever it is you people celebrate.
Bonus: Your holiday Huckapoo.