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Winner
"Kids, remember when I told you about the miscarriage I had when I was fifteen? Guess who survived after all!" �Dave
Finalists
"I told you Daddy would make it home for Christmas! Unfortunately, he can't stay long, as he's in the middle of delivering a prisoner." �John Tabin
"It's your daddy, Caleb. I had him exhumed. Remember that tantrum you had when I told you that he was dead and he couldn't be here for Christmas? and you started breaking things, kicking the dog, and screaming 'I don't care if he's dead, I want my daddy home for Christmas, not you, you old cow'?" �danny
Honorable mention
"He had a hat." �DR
"Oh, you bought me a golem! How sweet! But you know I've converted to Christianity, honey." �Francis
"As you know, you go out and play with the life-sized action figure you have. Not the life-sized action figure you might want or wish to have at a later time. Okay, dear?" �al in la
"You know, this reminds me of a movie I saw many years ago but can't remember the na ..., oh wait, it was Hello Dolly." �David
"Hey, a cigarette tree!" �Pat Broderick
"Um... Um.... Trying to think of something funny.... Damn. I got nothing. Guess Christopher Hitchens is right." �a female
"I'm sorry but I'm having your father committed. I know both of you will probably associate each Christmas for the rest of your lives with this horrible moment when he was just wheeled away, but I really had no choice. And, please, forgive my joy. I am only happy because maybe now we can start to rebuild our lives." �drg
"Just sign it, lady. Two former Heads of State, a music legend, and an underrated third base All-Star have died in the time we've been out here." �David John
