Amazon has your gift-giving needs covered
"Designed to fit a man's anatomy perfectly with a cool mesh pouch for your sack and a vertical, tubular compartment that holds your shaft in an erect position."
The best part? Note the title of the automatically placed "Listmania!" list at the bottom of the page: "Keep Kids Entertained"
I'll say!
[Hat tip: Gina]

Comments
Of course it's for kids...it's an Erector Set!
Posted by: Old Hag | November 30, 2006 03:42 PM
Oops....I see Amazon beat me there. Heh.
Posted by: Old Hag | November 30, 2006 03:46 PM
Genital enhancing clothing sure has come a long way.
Posted by: Pat Broderick | November 30, 2006 03:46 PM
I'm a little shocked that Gina would spoil your surprise.
Otherwise, I think I might really, really hate Milo.
Posted by: Charles | November 30, 2006 04:47 PM
Pre-erection man panties? This proves it once and for all: men are just plain lazy.
Posted by: MacDougall | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM
I think Britney needs a pair
Posted by: obsessedtvfan | December 1, 2006 04:08 PM
Do they come in Extra Small?
Posted by: slinkybender | December 1, 2006 05:56 PM
Do they come in Extra Small?
Posted by: slinkybender | December 1, 2006 05:56 PM
Does it have tissue paper on top, to catch the sundry spills while, like watching pussy.org or some Paris Vid?
Ya know, kids don't have too much control on their fluids. For that matter, even grown ups dump stuf all over the face, when it was intended for a wee bit below the neck. These dicks, I tell you, need a lot of training.
Posted by: senilejerk | December 4, 2006 02:13 AM