Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Results after the jump
Thanks for an excellent round of submissions, everyone. Read 'em all. It's the best batch in weeks.
"Ah, anachronism is such an endless fount of humor. I chuckle every time I look at that early Klee piece in its ornate Renaissance frame." � Rubrick
"Well, I'll be -- putting rouge and earrings on your dog IS forbidden by the ancient texts! Shit." �The Confidence Man
"I go right for the crossword. She goes right for the part about how I can't come near her when she's menstruating." �Tim C.