The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #63
Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Results, at long last, after the jumb
"Doesn't this Italian marble statue go well with my neoclassical bacon paintings" Joe
"Ironically, the women on the couch are the statues. Does that blow your mind?!" Dan McCoy
"I looted him during the war, but his home country won't take him back." gary