Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.

Winner:
"Sometimes I feel like I live at my job! ...Probably because of these beds and nightstands, wouldn't you say, Farnsworth?" �Vance
Finalists:
"If this book is correct, the cheese may actually be somewhere else now." �Eric
"I think I liked our loft better before we divided it into cubicles. Now you can't even tell it's a loft." �Deborah