Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"Well at least the sumbitch stopped singing! Get it? Big Mouth Billy Bass? Shit, that joke killed when I first did it 7 years ago."
"Hey, it's only ten minutes until 4:20!"
Results after the jump
Winner:
"I really wish I hadn't chosen the novelty framed-carnivorous-fish option for replacing my right hand. I mean, the only time it looks even slightly reasonable is when I put my hand up on the wall here, like this, see?" �Vance
Finalists:
"Before I use your bathroom, tell me...no fish there, huh?" �David Wland Hills, CA
"Um, hel-loooo? My eyes are up here?" �Tim C
