Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"Ha ha ha. That homely girl who wanted plastic surgery to look like a bombshell is sure going to be surprised when she wakes up. That's because my brother, who is operating on her, is a lousy plastic surgeon. Now hand me that spanner so I can finish assembling this warhead, which will at last give us the capability of striking Tel Aviv within 20 minutes. Allahu Akbar!"
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Don't make a sound. You mustn't let the others know I'm asking you this. By any chance do you know anything about gyroscopic inertial guidance systems? Just nod once for 'yes' and then point to it." �TG Gibbon
Finalists:
"We keep peeling off more and more of his skin, but he's still too big to pull out of the hatch." �Francis
"Call Zucker. Tell him Joey isn't going to make it." �J
