June 1, 2006

Speaking of the biggest opening in movie history


It's a tough decision for Christians, because on the one hand, they don't want to condone heresy, but on the other hand, Jesus loves porn.

Although, curiously, he hates porn stars. It's very Fannee Doolee.

My favorite part: look closely at the Mona Lisa. That's attention to detail.

[Via Golden Fiddle]

Posted by Daniel Radosh


M. Lisa's got some big knockahs, which I don't like, although I do like boobies.

Almost, but I'm pretty sure this was the tightest opening in movie history.

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