Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Results after the jump
Winner
"If the paint roller attachment does not fit, you must acquit." �Matt Hutson
Finalists
"On one hand, you claim you're completely innocent. But on the other hand, no pun intended, you have a hook... Okay, completely intended." �gadi
"So...your name is Captain Hook, and you have a hook for a hand? Isn't that a bit overdetermined?" �DonBoy
