The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #49
Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"I gotta go. The guy at the end of the bar is about to say, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' and I have to smack him."
"Holy crap, that's the tallest freakin' Jew I've ever seen. Do they let Jews play in the NBA? He should play in the NBA. Or maybe the JewBA."
Results after the jump
"Do you remember that joke you told me? Yeah, the bar-related one. Does something bad happen to the bartender?" Harry
"Hang on. I've got to serve two new customers, and to beat the daylights out of a Catholic who doesn't know where he isn't wanted." Tim C
"Hello, hq? Yeah, I need a nigger and two dykes, ASAP to bring this one on home." Mere Ubu
PS: MeFi'ers bet you can't actually think of a single (non-meta) joke with this set up.