Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.

Pressed for time this morning, I'm taking the lazy way out for my starter craption:
"No, Thursday's out. How about never � is never good for you?"
Sky is falling update: Holy cats, people! Someone has submitted a genuinely funny (or at least clever) caption in real contest #40 (woman in bed with snow globe): �I think the Manhattan skyline is getting suspicious.�
I think this marks the first time since I started the anti-caption contest that I've liked one of their entries more than any of ours. Bet it doesn't win.
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Human Resources? Yes, I think you accidently gave me Tookie's chair." �Owen
Finalists:
"Yes, this is Mr. Allegory-for-White-Collar-Futility speaking. Hmm? What? No, it's a Greek name." �toothychum
"Let me call you you back, I'm 'currently' occupied." �david s