Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"I told you nobody comes to Limelight anymore."
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Hey! I thought this was a church! But it's not! It's in fact a bar!" �John
Finalists:
"Hey buddy! About the sign outside...It should be J-E-S-U-S-apostrophe, no final 'S.' The rule is different for ancient names." �Trout Almondine
"Let he who is without sin be the first stoned." �David Winger
