Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"Airline seats today are so cramped that I need to remove my clothes to enjoy an extra 1/100th of an inch of space."
"Of course I'm wearing pants. That would be gross."
"Oh yeah, well the woman behind me has no face."
Results after the jump
Winner:
"I lost my shirt in the market, but I took my pants off because my nuts were sweaty." �ben
Finalists:
"Trust me, when the killing starts you'll wish you were naked, too." �TG Gibbon
"Check it out, you can see my crotch from up here." �Harry
Editor's note:
Stellar entries this round! Thanks for making my decision so hard.
