January 20, 2006

So how will we download free porn?

Things we will not have in Heaven:
- spouses
- free will
- the Internet

Things we will have in Heaven:
- pets
- the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Posted by Daniel Radosh


but, extensive internet research reveals that...


In heaven, God walks over and hands you the free porn.

(But as he walks away you can hear him muttering something under his breath)

You can't fault the Bible for not addressing the porn issue. Check the timeline section of raptureready, and you'll see that immorality didn't exist until 1931.

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