Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Can you do worse than these?
"I'm beginning to think abortion should be a sacrament."
"It's not what you think. I swallowed a pig whole."
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Hey, remember that scene in the Scwarzenegger comedy when he says, 'It's not a tumor'? Like, he tells a little kid that he has a headache, and the kid says, 'Maybe it's a tumor,' and he says 'Eets nuht a TWO-muh!' in that accent? Ha ha! That still kills me! But yeah, it's a tumor." �Trout Almondine
Finalists:
"I'm gonna draw latitude and longitude lines on it with a magic marker, then I'm gonna outline where the United States is and paint it red, white and blue like the flag, then I'm gonna freehand George Washington's face right in the middle and one of his eyes will be my belly button, and when I suck in my breath he'll wink. Then I'm gonna tattoo the portrait of a scotty dog on my forehead with a sewing needle and the ink from a broken open Bic pen. But first I'm gonna eat a tub of Cool Whip and green olives. Later." �ben
"I am 'womb-man.'" �danny
