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Lazy morning starter caption: "Mark my words, there's something not right about that Peter Braunstein."
Update: Results after the jump.
Winner:
"What the fuck? Classic moment! Classic moment." �Simon H
Finalists:
"Do you ever get the feeling you're the only guy in your all-male office without glasses, but also one of three who is not wearing a bunny suit, and that pieces of paper and briefcases are distributed to us in pairs? I do." �anon
"Who put all these tiny dots on the floor? You guys KNOW I hate tiny dots. Don't try to blame it on that rabbit guy. He just reads that piece of paper over and over again. That's his JOB, ass-wipes. Jesus, I hate myself." �wendy