Doug Gordon is making the talk show rounds to promote his new book The Engaged Groom, which radically proposes that planning a wedding should be a "joint venture" between a man and woman (no word on whether he wants us to help with the cooking and cleaning too). For real, do not let Carrie and Charles find out about this or their heads will explode.
But anyway, in preparing for a spot of Fox News, Doug recalls a post I wrote in preparation for an NPR interview, about how a guest should reply when the host says thank you. You may recall that my efforts at creativity backfired when it turned out that the host actually read my blog. Doug is looking for ideas, though I think he's off to a good start on his own: "I'm thinking some variation of 'It was my pleasure,' 'Glad to be here,' or, depending on the path the interview takes, 'George Bush doesn't care about black people.'"
