A recontextualized drama in one act.
"So much for the training cruise."
"I don't know about you but I'm hoping for the Excelsior."
"I'm delighted. Any chance to go aboard?"
"Don't call me Tiny."
"Do you think you might be able to find a long rope somewhere?"
"I can't get power."
"She's supposed to have a transwarp drive."
"That's the first time I've heard a malfunction threaten us."
"I hope these things work."
"A third crystal sir. Now supplementing with battery power."
"With an armful of this stuff I wouldn't be afraid of a supernova."
"Do it."
"Come on. Come on!"
"Lick my balls. Lick my balls!" *
"Target that explosion and fire!"
"Nice to see you in action one more time, Captain Kirk."
"May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet."
*non-canonical
