All I know is I'm clean as a whistle baby
Don't get me wrong. Liz Phair is still totally hot. She looks way better in a see-through mesh shirt than most moms her age. But here's the thing... I don't know what this photo shoot is for, but it looks pretty high-end. So maybe by the time it appears in whatever magazine it's destined for, an airbrusher will have had a go at it.
Before I go on, I should note that at this moment I can feel myself sinking as low as I ever have on this blog. If you want to retain any respect for me, I advise you not to read the rest of this post.
Still here? All I'm saying is, when you post a hi-res photo of yourself tugging down your shorts to show off your grooming job, the blotchy stubble/razor burn kind of spoils the sexy. That's all I'm saying.
Comments
You're right. I shouldn't have kept reading.
Posted by: Eric Berlin | June 16, 2005 10:25 AM
Sigh. Nobody's perfect, fellas. Get used to it.
Posted by: Lady | June 16, 2005 3:43 PM
Oh, so that's what Newsday meant by 'spicy'.
Posted by: MFM | June 16, 2005 6:55 PM
I think they appeared in a Spanish magazine or something, about the time her last album came out. They are at least a year, maybe two, old.
Posted by: Dashiell | June 16, 2005 10:38 PM
I would be disappointed in you if I wasn't so sure you're just baiting PL.
Posted by: Vance | June 16, 2005 11:04 PM
Dashiell-- So you're saying she could have gotten fat by now? Damn, this just keeps getting worse.
Vance -- Uh, yeah, right. Exactly.
Posted by: radosh | June 16, 2005 11:08 PM
What am I missing? I admit, I never thought she was hot - either her songs or her stubble.
Posted by: John Wilkins | June 17, 2005 2:30 AM
Britney wishes she was half as hot as a stubbly Liz Phair.
Posted by: Francis | June 17, 2005 10:54 AM
The extreme closeups are indeed not so hot, but extreme closeups rarely are. Take the longer view and ... wow. Hot.
Posted by: John | June 17, 2005 3:43 PM