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June 16, 2005

All I know is I'm clean as a whistle baby

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Don't get me wrong. Liz Phair is still totally hot. She looks way better in a see-through mesh shirt than most moms her age. But here's the thing... I don't know what this photo shoot is for, but it looks pretty high-end. So maybe by the time it appears in whatever magazine it's destined for, an airbrusher will have had a go at it.

Before I go on, I should note that at this moment I can feel myself sinking as low as I ever have on this blog. If you want to retain any respect for me, I advise you not to read the rest of this post.

Still here? All I'm saying is, when you post a hi-res photo of yourself tugging down your shorts to show off your grooming job, the blotchy stubble/razor burn kind of spoils the sexy. That's all I'm saying.

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Enlarge at your peril.

Posted by Daniel Radosh

Comments

You're right. I shouldn't have kept reading.

Sigh. Nobody's perfect, fellas. Get used to it.

Oh, so that's what Newsday meant by 'spicy'.

I think they appeared in a Spanish magazine or something, about the time her last album came out. They are at least a year, maybe two, old.

I would be disappointed in you if I wasn't so sure you're just baiting PL.

Dashiell-- So you're saying she could have gotten fat by now? Damn, this just keeps getting worse.

Vance -- Uh, yeah, right. Exactly.

What am I missing? I admit, I never thought she was hot - either her songs or her stubble.

Britney wishes she was half as hot as a stubbly Liz Phair.

The extreme closeups are indeed not so hot, but extreme closeups rarely are. Take the longer view and ... wow. Hot.

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