It's a good thing my daughter Margalit isn't British royalty.
I think she's trying out for a slot in Prussian Blue. I've tried to tell her that they probably won't accept a Jewess, no matter how, um, Reform.
I would be a cruel father -- more cruel, I mean -- if I did not point out that on most days, Margalit does not in fact resemble the most evil man who ever lived.
