Christians in the town of Roseburg, Ore. are protesting the re-installation of a 1908 statue of a pagan goddess. The 12-foot fountain depicts Hebe, the goddess of youth, holding a cup of nectar. "She is offering an intoxicant to the gods," resident Dick North said. "She doesn't uphold morality." Yeah, but she's very good with money.

[via Tongue Tied]

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