We'll never forget Poland again
At Lie Girls, "real girls are standing by to tell you exactly what you want to hear.... and if you don't believe them terrorists will kill your family."
The ad is pretty funny, but be sure to call the phone number too, where you can hear a hot chick (well, semi-hot) say things like, "Mmmm. I want your smoking gun to come in the form of a mushroom cloud," and, "John Kerry is so French that when he's in France, French people are like, hi Frenchy Frenchman."
It's true: "These girls pose a grave and gathering threat — to your pants."
[via TMW]