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August 12, 2004

And you may say to yourself, this is not Alan Keyes' beautiful house

Illinois bureau chief Kevin Guilfoile passes along two photographs. First, the Calmut City house in which Alan Keyes is renting a one-floor apartment in order to establish Illinois residency.

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Second, the house where Alan Keyes "used to" live, in Gaithersburg, MD.

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Looks like a lot of stuff's gonna have to go into storage. Or maybe he'll have a yard sale. How much do you think he wants for the lawn jockey?

Posted by Daniel Radosh

Comments

How exactly does a person store excess "crazy"?
Perhaps there's some some sort of "insanity shed" behind the new Illinois apartment that we can't see from this angle. My favorite lunatic quote from the fella:

"Hitler and his supporters were Satanists and homosexuals. That’s just a true statement.” He added that, “The notion that is involved in homosexuality, the unbridled sort of satisfaction of human passions” leads to “‘totalitarianism,’ ‘Nazism,’ and ‘communism.”

I'm still flabbergasted that they chose this man to oppose Obama. What does that say about the party?

There's more lovely stuff here.

What does that say about the party? It says:THIS AIN'T NO PARTY! THIS IS A FIGHT CLUB! WE'RE FRIENDS OF GB'S! YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US NOW!

I grew up in Gaithersburg and two things come to mind:

1) Most of the McMansions there look like that piece of space-wasting junk

2) We're all too happy to see Keys on his way. Buh-bye!

Keyes is a comic genius. He's like Andy Kaufman doing that wrestling routine, or Tony Clifton, only on a national scale. It's a pity he only has a couple months to run through these hi-stakes hi-jinx, but I thank him for taking it on, and you, Daniel, for this post.

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