No, wait! A guide to explaining the story to your kids!
When I worked at Modern Humorist we had an imaginary mascot called The Hack Parrot, who would sit on your shoulder and squawk, "hack! hack!" whenever you had an idea for a high concept humor piece that was equal parts obvious and irresistable. (The noisy parrot rarely stopped us from going ahead with the idea).
I don't have time to write anything today, but the parrot is currently digging his claws into me over this: "Seymore Butts’ xXxposed Entertainment, a national exotic entertainment company, announced Friday there are opportunities available for adult performers to supplement their income during the moratorium on production."
On a serious note, I have to agree with Lara Roxx that, "We should think about these issues right now, to change stuff around to make this a safer fuckin’ business." (Or did she mean a safer fucking business?). How about an independent commission, you know, like Washington does. To show they're serious, they could make Luke Ford the first appointee.
Comments
So long as it's a bi-partisan independent commission!
(And fetishists, like Naderites, would be structurally excluded from the proceedings.)
Posted by: chris labarthe | April 19, 2004 07:31 PM
I was thinking Bill Margold as a counterweight. There may even be a reality show in it.
Posted by: dlr | April 20, 2004 09:47 AM