April 13, 2004

When furries attack


"Everybody who goes through my photo album says, 'Tigger is groping you.' "

"It appears all of our complaints are focusing on Tigger."

"Her daughter asked her what Tigger was doing and the victim jokingly said, 'I don't know; I guess Tigger likes Mommy.' "

"She was like, 'Hey, Pooh, get your hand off my knee,' "

Is this the greatest article ever written?

[via Obscure Store]

Posted by Daniel Radosh


Please say that Steve Buscemi is going to play the bad man in the Tigger suit in the movie. Really, wouldn't he be perfect?

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