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December 19, 2002

The secret diaries of the

Daniel Radosh

The secret diaries of the Fellowship.

Legolas: "Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want, i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite."

Frodo: "Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn't quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes."

Gandalf: "Went to Saruman for advice about Ring but he had become evil. Nobody tells me anything. Apparently there was a memo. Radagast the Brown probably stealing paper out of my inbox again."

Pippin: "Sam all wrong about Boromir. Really very nice man. Invited me to go for a walk with him tonight and said he would let me blow his Horn of Gondor. Can't wait."

Arwen: "Too, too, too bored. Perhaps will leave Rivendell in search of adventure, or shopping... Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!"

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