The curse of the long lead time.
Daniel RadoshRight now at your local magazine purveyor, you'll find copies of the February issue of Esquire. Therein, you'll find the annual Dubious Achievements Awards. I wrote about two-thirds of the jokes, and the rest were written by other very funny folks. You'll love it. Sadly, however, my own best entry now feels like it's missing something...
A SHOTGUN AND NEVER LEARNING MORE THAN THREE CHORDS MADE THAT DREAM COME TRUE
In rock star Kurt Cobain's journals, which were published in November, the former Nirvana frontman said: "I hope I die before I turn into Pete Townshend."