Right now at your local magazine purveyor, you'll find copies of the February issue of Esquire. Therein, you'll find the annual Dubious Achievements Awards. I wrote about two-thirds of the jokes, and the rest were written by other very funny folks. You'll love it. Sadly, however, my own best entry now feels like it's missing something...
A SHOTGUN AND NEVER LEARNING MORE THAN THREE CHORDS MADE THAT DREAM COME TRUE
In rock star Kurt Cobain's journals, which were published in November, the former Nirvana frontman said: "I hope I die before I turn into Pete Townshend."
