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August 28, 2003

I was all set to

Daniel Radosh

I was all set to embrace TMFTML's praise for Radosh.net as my new motto: "Much more than just pictures of Conan's cock." But then along came The Smoking Gun with this penisriffic 1977 intervew with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and we're back to the subject people love best.

There's been some debate about my quip that Arnold has "nothing to be ashamed of." Was I too generous? (For the record, I was limiting my remarks to the subject at hand; obviously he has some things to be ashamed of). Fortunately for us, OUI asked Arnold pretty much that exact question!

When Manso asked, "Is your cock disproportionate to the rest of you?" Schwarzenegger replied, "Well, that depends on what you mean by disproportionate. The cock isn't a muscle, so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure." He added that "women have told me they're curious about its size--you know, outgoing chicks who're just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including 'Oh, you're hurting me; you're so big.' But it means nothing. Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's."

He is, however, confident enough to participate in a gang bang: "Not everybody can fuck in front of other guys. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."

Arnold even discusses the naked photos he'd later try so hard to suppress: "Recently I posed for a gay magazine, which caused much comment. But it doesn't bother me." TSG spotlights other juicy material about Arnold's comfort with his sexuality, but you have to read the whole interview to see that Arnold's fabled instincts about his film career weren't always so accurate:

"I realize there's only one Arnold in the world, and there's never been an Arnold before, and the one thing that won't work on the screen is my being an ass-kicker. If Robert De Niro kills in Taxi Driver, it's perfect, because he's a little guy and people are 100 percent behind him. For me, that isn't the right kind of role, because I'm big and therefore I have to play the opposite kind of guy... I should probably play the victim."

Arnold Schwarzenegger is... The Terminated!

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