Nexis is pretty, and sooooo soft.

Number of news articles about a study linking ecstasy to Parkinson's disease in the first week after that study was announced last year: 104.

Number of news articles in the first week since the study was retracted because the researchers accidentally tested methamphetamine, not ecstasy: 44.

Number of the latter articles headlined "Party Pill Still Not Safe, Experts Warn": at least 1.

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