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January 26, 2004

Eric Zorn is right. This

Daniel Radosh

Eric Zorn is right. This is funnier than my PowerPoint Hamlet.

"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" adapted by Jeff Lyons.

PROJECT GOALS:

- To watch woods fill up with snow. - To do so without being observed. - To steal some time from other projects. - To stay mindful of other projects, however.

RISKS OF PROJECT:

- Could get caught by owner of woods. - Could cause disorientation in horse.

PROBABILITY OF DISCOVERY:

- Identity of owner not 100 percent sure. - Likeliest candidate lives in village. - Cannot rule out other owner or owners, or recent real estate sale. - Would be wise to be ready to start up sleigh.

STATUS OF HORSE:

- Likely disoriented by unplanned stoppage. - Additional reasons for disorientation: -- No farmhouse near -- Only woods and frozen lake nearby -- Darkest evening of the year -- Horse shows uneasiness by shaking bells.

STATUS OF WOODS:

-- Lovely; dark; deep -- Largely silent, though wind and snow flurries are slightly audible

LIMITATIONS ON PROJECT:

-- Strictly short-term -- Other commitments have priority -- Also need to sleep -- Commitments involve miles of travel. -- Travel has precedence over sleep.

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