Heaneyland! notes that the pipe cleaner wars have hit Amazon, with the fjdksfj pipe cleaners cleaning the asdfasdfg's clock (or pipe).
This is odd because both brands look remarkably similar — and remarkably like ballpoint pens. A little investigation reveals that both are manufactured by the notorious ebsqa corporation, makers of the infamous 1 lb. round sticker, which a customer rightly notes is "way to [sic] heavy. At one pound it nearly tore the paint off my car."
Why Amazon is in business with these people is a mystery.