What do you expect from a giant conglomerate like ebsqa?
Daniel RadoshHeaneyland! notes that the pipe cleaner wars have hit Amazon, with the fjdksfj pipe cleaners cleaning the asdfasdfg's clock (or pipe).
This is odd because both brands look remarkably similar — and remarkably like ballpoint pens. A little investigation reveals that both are manufactured by the notorious ebsqa corporation, makers of the infamous 1 lb. round sticker, which a customer rightly notes is "way to [sic] heavy. At one pound it nearly tore the paint off my car."
Why Amazon is in business with these people is a mystery.